Car Lover T‑Shirt — "My Wife Asked Me to Choose Between Her and the Car, I Asked Which Car?" Graphic Tee
Black / S
$32.99
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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries the look of a weekend garage anthem. The heavyweight cotton has a lived-in softness and a slightly faded finish from post-construction dyeing, so graphics sit naturally on the fabric. Front chest shows a small, red MMC script; the back delivers a bold vintage automotive scene and cheeky headline — a shirt that feels like a road trip, grease-stained laughter, and late-night wrenching. It wears roomy without being sloppy, holds its shape thanks to double-needle seams, and comes in a wide range of colors and sizes to match whoever’s under the hood.
Slip it on for wrench days, car shows, or cruising with friends. The soft, broken-in color and heavyweight knit make it comfortable for long afternoons in the shop. This tee speaks to people who love classic rides, playful banter, and a bit of old-school attitude.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage color and texture
- Heavyweight knit (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability and clean lines
- Available S–4XL in 58 colors with a sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Car Lover T‑Shirt — "My Wife Asked Me to Choose Between Her and the Car, I Asked Which Car?" Graphic Tee
$32.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Slip it on for wrench days, car shows, or cruising with friends. The soft, broken-in color and heavyweight knit make it comfortable for long afternoons in the shop. This tee speaks to people who love classic rides, playful banter, and a bit of old-school attitude.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage color and texture
- Heavyweight knit (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability and clean lines
- Available S–4XL in 58 colors with a sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean