Happily Married, Financially Ruined Mechanic T-Shirt
Black / S
$32.99
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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear. The soft, heavyweight cotton and washed-in color give it a worn-in comfort that pairs perfectly with greasy hands and weekend wrenching. A subtle chest stripe with initials keeps the front low-key, while the back proudly declares the mechanic’s creed—bold lettering, piston artwork, and a cheeky sense of humor. Wear it to the garage, to car shows, or while swapping parts in the driveway; it sits comfortably through long days of work and louder nights swapping stories over tools and torque specs.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, broken-in comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Happily Married, Financially Ruined Mechanic T-Shirt
$32.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, broken-in comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean