Midnight Graphic T-Shirt — "Happy Wife, Happy Life, Happy Car" Retro Auto Tee
Black / S
$32.99
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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a vintage-infused vibe — soft to the touch and built to last. The front wears a simple “MIDNIGHT” chest script, while the back bursts with bold, retro lettering and playful car-themed icons that read “Happy Wife, Happy Life — Happy Car Even Better.” It settles into everyday life easily: thrown on for a weekend drive, a backyard cookout, or a low-key date night at the mechanic’s favorite diner. The heavyweight cotton and muted, lived-in colors give it an authentically broken-in feel from day one, so it looks like a favorite piece the moment you put it on. This shirt suits people who like humor and nostalgia stitched into practical clothing — folks who value durable construction, roomy comfort, and a tee that tells a small story about who they are and how they roll.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and soft texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Size range S–4XL, sewn-in label; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Midnight Graphic T-Shirt — "Happy Wife, Happy Life, Happy Car" Retro Auto Tee
$32.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and soft texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Size range S–4XL, sewn-in label; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean