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This relaxed-fit tee speaks to anyone who lives for late-night wrenching, track runs, and adding personality to every bolt. The retro-style graphic — a slammed, modified car with bold red typography saying “My car’s modified. My pickup lines aren’t.” — captures that cheeky, confident vibe of the car community. Wear it to meets, garage nights, or casual days out to show you’re part of the scene without shouting. The garment-dyed cotton softens with each wash, taking on a lived-in feel that pairs naturally with work gloves, denim, and a cup of coffee at sunrise.
Lightweight enough for layered looks yet substantial enough to hold its shape, this tee sits comfortably through long drives and pit stops. It’s for the person who appreciates period-correct style, clean builds, and a little humor in their wardrobe. Slip it on and you’re ready to swap stories at the next cruise or hang back at the car meet knowing your shirt says exactly what you’d rather not say aloud.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — softens with wear
- Garment-dyed for rich, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight knit (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
“My Car’s Modified, My Pickup Lines Aren’t” Graphic Funny Car Life Tee
$29.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Lightweight enough for layered looks yet substantial enough to hold its shape, this tee sits comfortably through long drives and pit stops. It’s for the person who appreciates period-correct style, clean builds, and a little humor in their wardrobe. Slip it on and you’re ready to swap stories at the next cruise or hang back at the car meet knowing your shirt says exactly what you’d rather not say aloud.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — softens with wear
- Garment-dyed for rich, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight knit (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean